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Nov. 2, 2004
If The Election Were Held Today....
It Is, You Moron!
Election Day is here. The pundits are ready. The news anchors
are hopped up on their Ritalin. Bloggers on Red Bull. All
predictions are null and void (including ours). Much like
your presidential vote if you live in California, New York
or any other locked up non-battleground state. So send your
vibes to Florida, Ohio or Pennsylvania. Or hope the popular
vote becomes trendy all of a sudden.

>>Duh, where do I vote if I live in L.A.? Check
here.
>>What to do? Check out
CNN's
results page, Read
Wonkette
or Comedy
Central's Blog.
Have your own party
to watch the results, or go to the Hollywood
Peace Network Poll Watching Party, or the MTV
Rock The Vote & No Doubt Party (Anaheim).
Check Craigslist
for events in your area. Or just curl up and watch "Laguna
Beach" on MTV.
This is like the last day of school. We are happy to see
it arrive, but in a weird way will miss the long last year.
We'll like totally keep in touch, though, and I'll sign
your yearbook, okay?
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