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Oct. 14, 2004
Debate
III: Return of The Podiums
Back to Basics Debate, No Audience
Questions Please
The debate season is now over.
Last night’s Tempe, AZ debate was a fairly dull final
note to the trilogy.
Oct. 13, 2004
Debate Part III: The
Rule of Trilogies
Tonight's third and final presidential debate
is just hours away. The drinking games are being conceived
as we speak. The countdown gives us the chance to think about
things that come in three's like celebrity deaths (Janet Leigh,
Rodney Dangerfield, Christopher Reeve) and movie trilogies.
Oct. 10, 2004
Lean Back
:
Debate II
We have all had two days to digest Friday
night’s fight, err, debate between George W. Bush and
John Kerry.
Oct. 5, 2004
VP Debate
Battle of the
Hand Gestures
Who won the debate? Gwen Ifill. Because whether
you are a Democrat or a Bushy, you will think your guy did
the better job.
Sept. 30, 2004
We
Got a Real Race Now!
Kerry Avoids the Knockout, Bush
May Need a Laxative
Tonight was the first of three presidential
debates. Despite all the bitching about the extent of the
ground rules, this debate felt like any other from memory.
Sept.
30, 2004
Debate Countdown
So who is throwing a Presidential Debate party
tonight? There are of course drinking
games.
Sept. 28, 2004
Question for John Kerry:
When Will The Armstrong
Bracelet Be Retired?
Sept. 9, 2004
When Kerry Was Cool, He
Was Still A Square
The 1960 basement recording of John Kerry's
high school band, The Electras, is now fetching upwards of
$2000 on the auction sites.
Sept. 2, 2004
Kerry/Edwards Grow A Pair
In an unprecedented move, the Democratic
nominees took to the airwaves to refute and respond to the
President's nomination address.
Sept. 1, 2004
Can We Date if I Vote For
Your Dad?
The twins have arrived in Primetime. Sounding
a bit like Valley girl comedians, they had some decent one-liners
tonight at the RNC.
August 26, 2004
The
Message from Jenna and Barbara
The twins sent out a private email
to young people asking for support of their Dad's reelection
effort. Here
is the full text from the email:
August 25, 2004
Kerry on The Daily Show
Sen. John Kerry showed he had a blip of
a pulse by appearing on The Daily Show with John Stewart last
night.
August
25, 2004
That's Entertainment?
RNC Headliners Announced
The Republicans just announced their lineup for the convention
next week in NY. Country fans and religious rockers, or
basically Bush's base seem to be well-covered but what about
everyone else?
August
12, 2004
New Catchphrase: "I am
a Gay American"
Poor Governor
McGreevey of N.J., not only does he out himself on TV, resign
from office and face a possible harassment charge (per some
reports) but he utters a likely comedy catchphrase - "I
am a gay American."
July 26, 2004
Clinton Returns
Monday night former President Clinton took
center stage after a lackluster, drone-like speech/intro by
Senator Clinton
July
21, 2004
Why Drudge Sucks
Photoshop
tricks and non-stories
Matt Drudge is hated by many. He
often creates stories where there is no story, such as the
John Kerrry vacation photo montage.
July 11, 2004
Who's That Veep?
Here is a list of historic no-names. Guess
which president they served under as VP. Hint: they were all
fairly well-known presidents.
July 1, 2004
Extreme Makeover Iraqi Style
Today a new Saddam appeared in an Iraqi court
propelling many to mistake him for the next contestant on
"The Swan." He looked good, really good. Who bought
him the slick pinstripe jacket? He looks completely 2004 fashionable.
June
24, 2004
Presidents
with Beards, A Lost Era
Looking at portraits of our presidents is
a good reflection of the time in which they lived. For nearly
60 years, following that trendsetter Abe Lincoln most of them
had some form of facial hair. Be it a beard, moustache, or
both. And the ladies... they totally dug it!
June
14, 2004
Clinton Portrait
Unveiled = easy joke time
The official portraits of President Bill
Clinton and former First Lady-now-Senator Hillary were unveiled
in a White House ceremony today.
June
8, 2004
The
Reagan Anti-Obituaries
It didn't take long. The dissenting voices
are out there. As much as he was loved, he was also hated
in the '80s. His death has brought that all back.
June 6, 2004
The
Death of Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan, the 40th president is dead. He was an incredible
icon. Enough so that his death moved the 60th Anniversary
of the Normandy D-Day invasion from the headlines.
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